as my colleagues insisted that i did send them a zip file, i checked my message history and voila:
the messages i apparently sent without my knowledge, er, courtesy of the virus. but in hindsight, they’re very funny…
NOTE: after each message; a zip file called image34.zip will be sent to the contact. DISREGARD it.
DJ
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?
haha, this guy up my street just slammed his $90k car into a telephone pole! I got a pic of it with my cellphone [ah, why would i think in dollars?]
MS Debi
my crazy sister wants ut to see these pics for some reason…take a look.
i can’t believe they wanted me to upload this picture to facebook lol. It’s terrible. Like my outfit tho?
[haha, i don't even know what's a facebook]
DENNIS
Can i put this pic of you into my new myspace album? –[okay, why would i want dennis' picture in my album? haidee will kill me, hehehe... besides, i couldn't even remember my myspace password]
DANA
do i look dumb in this picture? i want to put it on myspace.
DON
do you see anything strange in this picture about me?
PIKOY
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?
CDUR
[not in my message history, but he too insists that he got a message from me]
JULIET
[she's offline. good for her.]
CEL
OMG, i found ur pic on cuteornot.com! check it out!
CHIN
is this pic tooo sexy for photobucket??
[ah, clearly NOT my line... me? sexy??? bwahahah!]
GLENN
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?
JOHN
haha, this guy up my street just slammed his $90k car into a telephone pole! I got a pic of it with my cellphone [ah, my usual line is helu,helu - samok ko; but that's only when i couldn't find my own solutions]
TOTO
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?
LEY
OMFG!!!!!!
LINE
my crazy sister wants u to see these pics for some reason… take a look
RAUL
I think this picture is terrible. but my friends on myspace want to see it. please dont show noone. [i don't think i've chatted with master rah ever, except during net conference]
RHEA
[not in my message history, but she too insists that she got a message from me]
STEVE
wanna see this pic of my Boobs?
OMG just accept please its only some pics!!!
[NOW, this is truly HILARIOUS!!!! of all people -- jeez]
YAM
can i up some of these pics of ya to my myspace profile?
KRAM
Dude, i found your picture on hotornot.com! Take a look!
GRETEL
[not in my message history; although she too claims that i sent her a message]
MAGGIE
you care if i put this picture of you in my new album?
MICHAEL
take a look at the new pics already!
JESSIE
OMG, i found ur pic on cuteornot.com! Check it out!!
[i got the original message from her. but the message above was the second one. curiously, her original message wasn't reflected in my log.]
JASMINE
Hey accept my pictures, i got a bunch from when i was like a toddler :X
Have you seen me Naked Yet
[i'm sinfully single yes.. but i'm very clear that i'm heterosexual. haven't doubted my sexuality ever since. want an XY]
BRIAN
Can you believe somone actually wears this size bra? I could use it for a Tent. [like why would i say this to my boss?]