infinitepossibilities

as my colleagues insisted that i did send them a zip file, i checked my message history and voila:

the messages i apparently sent without my knowledge, er, courtesy of the virus. but in hindsight, they’re very funny…

NOTE: after each message; a zip file called image34.zip will be sent to the contact. DISREGARD it.

DJ
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?
haha, this guy up my street just slammed his $90k car into a telephone pole! I got a pic of it with my cellphone [ah, why would i think in dollars?]

MS Debi
my crazy sister wants ut to see these pics for some reason…take a look.
i can’t believe they wanted me to upload this picture to facebook lol. It’s terrible. Like my outfit tho?
[haha, i don't even know what's a facebook]

DENNIS
Can i put this pic of you into my new myspace album? –[okay, why would i want dennis' picture in my album? haidee will kill me, hehehe... besides, i couldn't even remember my myspace password]

DANA
do i look dumb in this picture? i want to put it on myspace.

DON
do you see anything strange in this picture about me?

PIKOY
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?

CDUR
[not in my message history, but he too insists that he got a message from me]

JULIET
[she's offline. good for her.]

CEL
OMG, i found ur pic on cuteornot.com! check it out!

CHIN
is this pic tooo sexy for photobucket??
[ah, clearly NOT my line... me? sexy??? bwahahah!]

GLENN
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?

JOHN
haha, this guy up my street just slammed his $90k car into a telephone pole! I got a pic of it with my cellphone [ah, my usual line is helu,helu - samok ko; but that's only when i couldn't find my own solutions]

TOTO
hey did i ever show you this picture of me?

LEY
OMFG!!!!!!

LINE
my crazy sister wants u to see these pics for some reason… take a look

RAUL
I think this picture is terrible. but my friends on myspace want to see it. please dont show noone. [i don't think i've chatted with master rah ever, except during net conference]

RHEA
[not in my message history, but she too insists that she got a message from me]

STEVE
wanna see this pic of my Boobs?
OMG just accept please its only some pics!!!
[NOW, this is truly HILARIOUS!!!! of all people -- jeez]

YAM
can i up some of these pics of ya to my myspace profile?

KRAM
Dude, i found your picture on hotornot.com! Take a look!

GRETEL
[not in my message history; although she too claims that i sent her a message]

MAGGIE
you care if i put this picture of you in my new album?

MICHAEL
take a look at the new pics already!

JESSIE
OMG, i found ur pic on cuteornot.com! Check it out!!
[i got the original message from her. but the message above was the second one. curiously, her original message wasn't reflected in my log.]

JASMINE
Hey accept my pictures, i got a bunch from when i was like a toddler :X
Have you seen me Naked Yet [i'm sinfully single yes.. but i'm very clear that i'm heterosexual. haven't doubted my sexuality ever since. want an XY]

BRIAN
Can you believe somone actually wears this size bra? I could use it for a Tent. [like why would i say this to my boss?]